Trump Posts Senator's Purported Cell Number, And Things Just Get Crazier From There

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The Sunshine Protection Act has apparently acquired a PGA Tour lobbyist.

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A president with a whole government at his fingertips spent 700 words arguing with the clock, then handed out a senator's phone number like a raffle ticket. And the expert witness on how America should keep time turns out to be a golf executive. If your neighbor ran his household this way you'd quietly check that his smoke detectors worked.

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