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45 Degrees North: The Hiring Committee

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Daily Yonder columnist lays out the basic mechanics of House elections as a performance-review problem: 435 seats up every two years, voters as the hiring committee, incumbents as employees who sometimes forget who signs off on their renewal. The piece walks through salary ($174,000), an enhanced pension formula, and a $650 annual health plan available after working a reported 377 hours between January and August, about 47 hours a month.

The column contrasts that workload with the 80-hour monthly work requirement the same House attached to Medicaid expansion enrollees starting in 2027. It also notes the House recessed again in September until after the election, a timing choice the author links to avoiding votes on a Defense Secretary impeachment resolution and delaying a seat that would have completed an Epstein-files discharge petition signature count.

The author's own representative, who is running for governor instead of re-election, was reportedly campaigning rather than in Washington during a shutdown, prompting the columnist to say the performance review will happen on a different line of the ballot.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A fellow doing 47 hours a month and getting a pension bump like that would get a talking-to at most workplaces, not a parade. The House gets to write its own hours and then turns around and tells somebody on Medicaid they'd better clock 80 a month or lose coverage. That is not balance, that is a boss who grades himself on a curve nobody else sees.
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