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Now exempt from EU deforestation rules, leather industry moves to repair reputation

Filed 53m ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The European Commission has formally exempted bovine hides from its anti-deforestation regulation, even as beef from the same cattle remains covered, following months of lobbying by tanners and luxury brands. The Commission's own estimate put leather's share of EU deforestation risk at up to 17 percent, a figure the industry disputes, and it left the door open with a mandatory review in 2030.

At a Paris forum of roughly 400 tanners, brand reps and meatpacking executives, industry leaders framed leather as a sustainable byproduct rescued from waste rather than a driver of deforestation, citing a single industry-funded, non-peer-reviewed study as their main evidence. Researchers counter that splitting hide and meat from the same slaughtered animal into separate regulatory tracks simply moves accountability around rather than closing the gap.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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So the hide walks free and the steak stays under guard, both of them peeled off the same animal on the same morning. That's the kind of bookkeeping a man does when he wants two answers for one cow. And the review is set for 2030, which is a long time to let a study nobody outside the trade has checked do all the talking.
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