VOL. I · NO. 8591TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2026
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Rural Career Opportunities Exist. Advisers in Missouri are Proving It to Their Students

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More than 150 Missouri high school advisers toured job sites around Warrensburg as part of training from the nonprofit rootEd Alliance, visiting a hospital sterilization unit, a John Deere dealership, and a pediatric clinic. The goal was to expose advisers to local career paths in health care, agriculture, public safety, and aviation so they can build similar hands-on experiences for their own students.

RootEd data cited in the piece found students with hands-on career experiences were nearly 10% more likely to report certainty about post-graduation plans than those who only attended career fairs or heard guest speakers. The program operates through partnerships with the Missouri education department, Ozarks Technical Community College, and the state chamber of commerce, pairing dedicated advisers with every graduating senior.

Employers are chipping in incentives: Ag-Power offers a $4,000 starter tool chest to John Deere TECH program participants who stay three years, plus tuition reimbursement up to $10,000. Only a handful of the dealership's employees have gone through that specific program, largely because the nearest colleges offering it are in Kansas and Nebraska.

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