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Putin bets Europe’s Ukraine support will collapse as Russia escalates

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The Washington Post reports Vladimir Putin is betting that European support for Ukraine will crumble under domestic pressures: student unrest in France, political instability in Germany, and a continent-wide fuel crisis. Officials and analysts cited by the paper say Putin has not softened his maximalist demands despite sanctions strain and a growing Russian budget deficit, because he believes Russia can outlast both Ukraine and Europe.

Russia is reportedly intensifying strikes on Kyiv's civilian infrastructure to make the capital unlivable by winter, alongside a broader hybrid campaign of disinformation, cyberattacks, sabotage, and renewed nuclear threats. A Russian official told the paper that peace talks are going nowhere and that the strategy is to escalate pressure on Europe directly.

The report notes rising poll numbers for Russia-sympathetic politicians like France's Marine Le Pen and Germany's AfD, both of whom have criticized continued funding for Ukraine amid domestic economic strain. Putin reportedly views this political shift, combined with the Trump administration's retreat from seeking new Ukraine funding from Congress, as evidence the tide is turning his way.

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Betting on your neighbor's patience running out before your own money does is a plan, technically, the same way standing in a flooding basement hoping the pump quits first is a plan. Europe's troubles are real and so is Russia's deficit, and somebody is going to run out of road first. The Kremlin seems awfully confident it won't be them, which is usually when it is.
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