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US Senate could soon take up bill to set standards for college athlete compensation

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The Senate could hold a procedural vote as soon as this week on a bipartisan bill from Senators Ted Cruz and Maria Cantwell that would set a national NIL standard preempting state laws, grant the NCAA certain antitrust protections, create a five-year eligibility window, and bar pros from competing in college sports. President Trump has backed the bill, and it needs 60 votes to advance.

Cruz, flanked by athletes and coaches, called college sports the 'Wild West' and pitched the bill as bringing common-sense order. Senator Chris Murphy, joined by the AFL-CIO and college athletes, countered that the bill enshrines exploitation by protecting coach and executive pay while capping athlete compensation, and hands the industry an antitrust exemption despite ongoing legal violations.

NAACP president Derrick Johnson and the Congressional Black Caucus separately blasted the measure as offering little for HBCUs, calling for direct federal investment rather than what Johnson termed a political trade-off. The bill remains notably silent on whether athletes should be classified as employees.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
You can tell a lot about a bill by who shows up to praise it and who shows up to warn about it, and this one's got both crowds working overtime. Calling something a national standard doesn't make it a raise, and calling chaos 'Wild West' doesn't mean the new sheriff's wearing a badge instead of a company jacket. Watch what happens to the money, not what happens to the podium.
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