VOL. I · NO. 8577TUESDAY, AUGUST 25, 2026
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Shhhh: These Drugstore Hair Products Are Better Than Luxury Ones

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HuffPost rounds up drugstore hair products endorsed by experts including Glamsquad co-founder Giovanni Vaccaro, who argues that ingredient formulation, not price, determines a hair product's effectiveness. Vaccaro says many drugstore brands use the same active ingredients as professional lines, including ceramides, glycerin, and protective polymers.

The article includes a standard disclaimer that the experts quoted don't necessarily endorse the specific products listed, even as it presents their general commentary as validation for the roundup that follows.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nothing quite says 'trust the science' like a source whose day job is selling premium hair services vouching for the cheap stuff in the same breath the outlet earns a commission on it. The disclaimer that experts don't endorse the products is doing a lot of quiet lifting.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Kings of Tara · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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