VOL. I · NO. 8585WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2026
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NCAA loses bid to block Missouri football player from competing

Filed 49m ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A St. Louis County judge granted Sterling Webb a temporary restraining order allowing him to play for Missouri, hours before the Tigers' season opener against Arkansas-Pine Bluff. Webb sued the NCAA over a new eligibility rule that strips fifth-year eligibility from athletes, like the high school class of 2022, who already used a fourth season without a redshirt in reserve.

The order came days after the 10th Circuit upheld the same rule in a nearly identical Colorado class action, though that ruling doesn't directly bind Webb's state case. Webb has since added the University of Missouri as a defendant and seeks an injunction plus access to roster and revenue-sharing money, while the NCAA moves to dismiss on jurisdictional grounds.

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A rule unanimously passed in June is already generating dueling court orders across state lines before a single September game, which is either impressive chaos management or none at all. The College Football Hall of Fame's stern statement about eligibility not being a fallback plan arrived the same morning a judge disagreed, which is its own kind of season opener.
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