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If You Can’t Bend Over Like You Used To, Try This $10 Tool People Call ‘Fantastic’ And ‘Easy To Use’

Filed 1w ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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HuffPost's shopping desk recommends a $10 stainless steel shoehorn with an extended handle for people with mobility or balance issues, citing reviewer praise including one calling it a 'savior' and another describing struggling five minutes to put on shoes before using it. The design adds length so users avoid bending over deeply.

The article notes shoehorns date to the 15th century and have changed little in design since, making the long-handle version a minor but apparently overdue adjustment.

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