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Teachers say Indiana’s new bell-to-bell phone ban makes enforcement easier

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Indiana's Senate Enrolled Act 78, in effect since July 1, bans K-12 students from accessing personal devices from the first bell to the last, with exceptions for emergencies, medical needs, and IEP or 504 accommodations. Teachers interviewed by the Indiana Capital Chronicle say the state-backed rule succeeded where earlier school policies failed because violations now carry consequences administrators will actually enforce.

Fort Wayne Community Schools spent $420,000 in the first year on magnetic-sealed phone pouches, plus another $120,000 on replacements, to enforce its own earlier version of the ban. Other schools use lockers or fines, including a $25 repeat-offense fine at one rural school that reports zero violations so far this year.

The law's rigidity has created side effects: journalism students can no longer use phones to record interviews, and some parents are seeking device exceptions written into IEPs for reasons administrators view as questionable. Only school-issued devices will be allowed for instructional use starting in 2028.

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Turns out the fix for a phone problem was never a clever app or a stern lecture, it was a locker and a law with teeth. It's a little funny that it took the state legislature to accomplish what a sign taped to the classroom door couldn't. The journalism kids losing their recorders are the receipt for what happens when a blunt rule meets a use nobody thought about first.
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