VOL. I · NO. 8600THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2026
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Ukrainian drone attack sets Russian oil refinery on fire, cuts power to part of Russian city

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Ukraine sent drones into Russia's Yaroslavl region overnight on September 17, according to regional Governor Mikhail Yevrayev, who said 65 of them were shot down and that the Slavneft-YANOS oil refinery sustained damage now being fought by firefighters. Windows blew out in nearby apartment buildings and cars were damaged, but Yevrayev reported no injuries.

Separately, drones struck Rostov-on-Don, damaging a transformer substation and cutting power to four districts, Governor Yuri Slyusar said, also reporting no deaths or injuries. The independent Telegram channel Astra additionally reported a fire at the Rostov-on-Don Central military airfield after reviewing witness photos and video.

Russia's Defense Ministry, for its part, claimed 641 Ukrainian fixed-wing drones were intercepted and destroyed over Russian territory overnight, a number that arrives with no independent verification attached.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Two governors say nobody got hurt and a ministry says it knocked down 641 drones, and you're left doing the math on your own because nobody's showing the wreckage. A refinery on fire and a chunk of a city without power is a strange kind of nothing to report as harmless. When the only numbers you get are the ones the government hands you, treat them the way you'd treat a stranger's fish story.
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