VOL. I · NO. 8608FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 20265¢
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Congressional Bills H.R. 3657, H.R. 7250, S. 550, S. 603, S. 759 and S. 790 Signed into Law

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The White House announced President Trump signed six bills into law Friday, including the Hydropower Licensing Transparency Act requiring FERC to report annually on pending hydropower applications, a reauthorization of appropriations for the Fort Peck Reservation Rural Water System, and jurisdiction for the Court of Federal Claims to hear Miami Tribe of Oklahoma land claims.

Other measures designate the General George C. Marshall House as a National Park System affiliate, require Commerce to publish geographic data on ocean-use restrictions, and rename Casper, Wyoming's trails center after former Rep. Barbara L. Cubin.

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