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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Pope Leo XIV Affirms Need For Media To Cover Public Figures When Asked About Trump Ban

Filed 44m ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Dvorak Polka
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Pope Leo XIV told reporters travelling with him to France that they were welcome aboard, responding to a question about the Trump administration's attempt to bar CNN and other outlets from the White House. CNN, MS NOW and Politico had been barred before a judge granted them a reprieve, letting them back in Thursday even as the broader standoff with the administration continued.

On the day the ban briefly lifted, Chinese leader Xi Jinping was visiting Washington for a state dinner that CNN and MS NOW said their journalists were denied access to, and no major American network carried live coverage. Leo separately apologized to reporters for a scheduling incident during an earlier trip, saying he had nothing to do with a decision to fly home on Spain's king's jet instead of the press charter.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An administration that hands out access like a bouncer with a bad mood got shown up by a man in a cassock who just said everyone's welcome on the plane. That is not a hard bar to clear, and yet here we are writing it up as news. When the Vatican looks like the more open shop in town, something has gone sideways back home.
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