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Schumer: Democratic US Senate may block Trump nominees for Supreme Court, lower courts

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Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said Wednesday that if Democrats retake the Senate majority in the midterms, they would block any Trump Supreme Court or lower-court nominees, holding any vacancy open until after the next presidential election. Democrats currently hold 47 seats and need a net gain of four to flip control; Cook Political Report rates several races, including North Carolina, Alaska, Iowa, Maine, Ohio, Texas, Michigan and New Hampshire, as competitive or leaning Democratic.

The stance mirrors Mitch McConnell's 2016 blockade of Merrick Garland's nomination after Justice Antonin Scalia's death, a move Schumer and other Democrats condemned at the time as an abuse of Senate power. Trump has not yet nominated anyone to the Supreme Court in his second term, though he named Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett during his first.

Schumer declined to detail a broader legislative agenda beyond promising to lower costs and 'clamp down' on corruption, and sidestepped a question about whether he has the caucus support to remain leader, insisting Democrats are 'totally unified.'

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Funny how a tactic looks like a constitutional crisis right up until your own team might get to use it. Schumer spent 2016 calling McConnell's move an outrage, and now he's describing the same maneuver like it's just good sense if the shoe's on the other foot. Nobody in either party seems to want the precedent gone, they just want to be the one holding it when the vacancy opens up.
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