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Russia strikes Boryspil warehouse twice as firefighters respond

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Russian forces struck a logistics warehouse in Ukraine's Boryspil district for a second time overnight, according to Ukraine's State Emergency Service, hitting the facility again after firefighters had already spent hours battling the initial fire. The site, Universal Logistic, is one of Ukraine's two largest pharmaceutical warehouses, with 21,000 square meters of storage space; the other, Biokon, was struck earlier this month.

Firefighters from Boryspil International Airport were brought in to assist emergency responders. Elsewhere overnight, Russian drones hit an industrial facility in Khmelnytskyi Oblast and damaged a high-rise in Odesa, with attacks also reported in Rivne and Mykolaiv. Daytime strikes on western Ukraine injured one person in Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast.

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