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Medicare Part D: Payments and Contracts Between Pharmacies and Plan Sponsors That Are Vertically Integrated

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GAO examined four large Medicare Part D plan sponsors that are vertically integrated, meaning they own the pharmacy benefit managers and pharmacies that fill their members' prescriptions. Those owned pharmacies, mostly mail-order, handled about 24% of drug utilization and 28% of total payments in 2023. For at least 94% of the 100 most common drugs, payments and patient cost sharing were lower at owned pharmacies, a pattern that nudges beneficiaries toward using them.

The trend reversed for some high-cost brand-name drugs: for about half of the 20 drugs with the highest per-prescription payments, cost sharing at owned pharmacies ran up to $340 higher than at outside pharmacies. Part D covered $150 billion in drugs for 54 million beneficiaries in 2025. GAO's findings apply only to the four sponsors studied and only to 2023 data.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A system that steers you to the company store for the cheap stuff and quietly charges you $340 more on the expensive stuff isn't an accident of design, it's the design. Nobody's pharmacy benefit manager sends a card explaining which drugs fall on which side of that line. The incentive to use the owned pharmacy is real; the incentive to mention the exceptions apparently is not.
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