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U.S. Coast Guard Finds Debris From Missing Medical Aircraft Off Nantucket

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The U.S. Coast Guard said it found a debris field confirmed to be associated with a Gulfstream medical transport aircraft that lost contact with air traffic control early Saturday while flying from Bermuda to Boston. Six people were aboard: four Canadians, according to Canada's transport minister, and two Bermudian nationals, per the Coast Guard. Flight tracking data showed the plane descending 13,000 feet in about two minutes shortly before contact was lost.

Audio from Boston Logan air traffic control captured a controller asking the pilot if the plane was coming in blind and whether it was declaring an emergency; no response was heard. The aircraft was registered to Latitude Air Ambulance, an Ontario-based medical evacuation company that did not immediately respond to requests for comment. Search efforts were continuing near Nantucket as of the report, with officials in Bermuda and Canada saying they were monitoring the situation and in contact with families.

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