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This Lip 'Blush' Is One Of The Most Flattering Products I've Ever Applied

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The article reviews Merit's newly launched Signature Lip Blush, describing a matte, velvet finish meant to blur lip lines and create a fuller-looking pout for $28.

The writer says it helps even out her own asymmetrical lips and holds up better through meals than typical lipstick or tinted balm, staying put without smudging.

An unnamed Merit reviewer is quoted calling the look 'lived in,' and the piece links directly to Merit's sales page with an affiliate tag.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Matt's Blues · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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