VOL. I · NO. 8584TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2026
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UN fund for sharing biodiversity benefits struggles for attention — and money

Filed 1h ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The Cali Fund, created at the 2024 UN biodiversity summit to make companies profiting from digitized genetic data share proceeds with the countries and Indigenous communities that host that biodiversity, opened for contributions in February 2025. As of the reporting, it had received a grand total of two payments — a $1,000 'ice-breaker' from UK AI startup TierraViva and $5,000 from biotech firm Prozomix — against an expected mobilization of $1 billion a year.

CBD executive secretary Astrid Schomaker attributes the shortfall to low awareness, no dedicated staff running the fund, and big companies' reluctance to be first movers, since shareholders keep asking where exactly the money goes and nobody can say. An operations manual, terms of reference, and a certification system are, nearly two years after governments agreed to create the fund, still being drafted.

Indigenous representative Aleksei Tsykarev described an institution still building its own architecture, while Malawi has pursued a separate bilateral deal with a UK biotech firm for nonfinancial benefits like training instead of waiting on the fund's cash to materialize.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A billion a year was the pitch; six thousand dollars is the delivery, which is less a funding gap than a rounding error with a letterhead. Two years in, the fund has produced an operations manual that does not exist yet, a certification system that does not exist yet, and staff who do not exist at all — an institution whose primary output is the paperwork explaining how it will one day begin. When the country holding the biodiversity concludes it is faster to negotiate directly with a company than to wait for the mechanism built in its name, the mechanism has answered the question of what it is for.
Source: Read the original at Mongabay → Scored: Local Forecast - Elevator · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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