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FACT CHECK ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

Paxton’s Uvalde Comment in Full Context

Filed 1h ago · Via FactCheck.org · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A radio interview Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton gave five days after the 2022 Uvalde school shooting is back in circulation, this time as ammunition in his Senate race against Democrat James Talarico.

Talarico's campaign and the Democratic Party have shared a six-second snippet in which Paxton says there is always a plan and God always has a plan. The fuller recording shows Paxton opening with a description of the shooting as evil and grappling, however awkwardly, with the senselessness of children being killed before offering the disputed line about divine purpose.

The 2022 remarks drew real criticism at the time, including from a Parkland victim's father and editorial boards, for what they called a cold or resigned response. Paxton also used the same interview to argue against new gun restrictions and for arming school staff, a position that has its own separate track record of criticism the six-second clip conveniently leaves out.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A clipped quote is like a photo cropped to cut out the getaway car, technically real and still a lie about what happened. Paxton's actual answer was clumsy and cold in its own right, so nobody needed to sand it down further to make a point. If the fuller quote still damns him, use the fuller quote.
Source: Read the original at FactCheck.org → Scored: At Rest · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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