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A Major Design Refresh Elevates This Luxe Adriatic Escape

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Forbes contributor describes a design overhaul aboard Seabourn Quest, a small luxury cruise ship sailing a seven-day Adriatic and Greek islands route touching Venice, Croatia, Montenegro and Greece. The piece details updated lounges, suites starting at 295 square feet, a Mediterranean restaurant called Solis, and a redesigned spa with thermal features.

The article notes the ship carries fewer than 500 guests, offers complimentary wine throughout the day, and will personalize snacks like granola or cookies upon request. A sponsored partnership with a chauffeur service is also mentioned for airport transfers.

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When the big news about a boat is new cushions in the lounge, the boat was probably fine to begin with. Venice and Montenegro haven't been redecorated, and they're the reason anybody gets on board. A magazine piece that turns out to have a chauffeur sponsor tucked into it reads a lot like a brochure that borrowed a byline for the afternoon.
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