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Ninth Circuit finds lower court missed the mark in Hawaii firearms regulation case

Filed 42m ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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An en banc panel of the Ninth Circuit reversed a lower court and upheld two of Hawaii's firearm licensing provisions, including a 30-day use-it-or-lose-it rule for pistol and revolver permits and a police station inspection requirement. The majority, led by Judge John Owens, found these shall-issue licensing rules presumptively constitutional under a carve-out identified in the Supreme Court's Bruen decision, so long as they aren't administered abusively.

Three judges dissented. Judge Ryan Nelson accused Hawaii of running a not-so-subtle end-run around the Second Amendment, while Judge Lawrence VanDyke proposed his own bright-line test that would strike down any firearm regulation not common to most other states. Owens, for his part, said he hopes the Supreme Court will settle which approach is correct.

The plaintiffs' attorney says he'll seek Supreme Court review, arguing the ruling contradicts both Bruen and a 2025 decision. Nine months of legal history, a 2021 injunction, and three competing judicial philosophies later, the underlying dispute is still just about a permit deadline and a police station visit.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Three judges on one panel came up with three different tests for the same amendment, which tells you plenty about how settled this area of law really is. When even the majority opinion admits it hopes a higher court will clean up the mess, you know the ruling is less an answer than a placeholder. Somebody down the road is going to be citing this case for years without anyone quite agreeing on what it means.
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