VOL. I · NO. 8604MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026
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Noise pollution is a serious but often forgotten public health problem

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An audiologist writes that chronic noise exposure, from traffic to leaf blowers to crowded restaurants, causes hearing damage and is linked to hypertension, coronary disease, stroke and Type 2 diabetes. Federal guidance caps recommended occupational exposure at 85 A-weighted decibels averaged over eight hours, a benchmark echoed by Australia, the EU and Great Britain.

The piece notes that noise exposure accumulates across a day rather than resetting, so four hours at 88 dBA does the same damage as eight hours at 85. Practical fixes include earplugs, quieter appliances, and battery-powered lawn tools.

The author acknowledges that individual behavior only goes so far: a farmer can't turn down a tractor, and a child can't reroute a highway.

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