VOL. I · NO. 8604MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026
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Alabama judge freezes ICE construction site tactics after US citizen targeted

Filed 1h ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Dvorak Polka
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A federal judge in Mobile, Alabama temporarily blocked three immigration enforcement practices at construction sites after finding they likely violated the Fourth Amendment, following a case brought by Leonardo Garcia Venegas, a Florida-born concrete worker. Venegas says masked officers jumped a fence, tackled him and his brother, rejected his Alabama STAR ID as fake, and held him for over an hour before releasing him without charge; weeks later he says a similar incident occurred inside a nearly finished house.

Chief U.S. District Judge Jeffrey Beaverstock, a Trump appointee, rejected the government's argument that officers never need a warrant to enter a construction site and found no factual support for suspecting Venegas was 'an alien.' The government, which denies the policies exist, argued the stops were brief and reasonable and that workers have no privacy interest in job sites they don't own.

Beaverstock pointed out the contradiction directly: if the policies the government denies having do not exist, then pausing them costs the government nothing. Class certification and other claims in the case remain unresolved.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A judge appointed by the very administration running these operations looked at the video and said the government's own story didn't add up, which is about as clean a verdict as this kind of case gets. Telling a citizen his own state-issued ID is fake, while leaving the workers standing right next to him alone, is not a policy gap, it's a pattern with a very obvious shape. The government's defense, essentially “we don't have a policy, but also don't stop us from using it,” deserved exactly the skepticism it got.
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