VOL. I · NO. 8604MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026
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He Bikes Over 4,000 Miles Per Year. Here's What He Brings To Make Each Ride Safe And Comfortable.

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HuffPost profiled its own trends director, an avid cyclist who logs 4,000 to 5,000 miles annually, for his recommendations on cycling gear, starting with a sub-$30 helmet with 24 vents and an LED safety light. He also recommends clip-on sunglasses with a built-in rearview mirror, priced at $69, which he called the best safety feature he has found.

The piece is structured as a shopping guide, with each item linked through affiliate purchase pages that generate commission for the publisher.

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Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Matt's Blues · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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