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Air raid sirens sound in Kyiv as Russian drones target capital
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Air raid sirens sounded across Kyiv and other regions as Russian drones targeted the capital, injuring one person and damaging a sports complex near Dynamo Stadium. The overnight barrage also hit Odesa, Kryvyi Rih, and the Poltava and Sumy oblasts, damaging a school and an apartment building in Odesa and injuring at least two people in Kryvyi Rih.
Ballistic missiles struck Kyiv as well, with debris found in the Podilskyi and Shevchenkivskyi districts following explosions in the early morning hours.
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