First Lady Melania Trump’s Personal Vision to Preserve America’s Story Through Superior Design

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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An 'architectural autobiography' is one hell of a phrase for a wallpaper reveal and a tennis court.

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Calling a tennis pavilion an autobiography is a stretch that would embarrass a taffy puller. Every homeowner who ever tiled a bathroom thinks the tile is a personal statement, and most of them have the sense not to hold a press conference about it. Two awards is two awards, and the marble does not know whose story it is telling.

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