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Chatfield embezzlement trial adjourned indefinitely; witness admission headed to Court of Appeals

Filed 43m ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Lee Chatfield's embezzlement trial, set to begin Tuesday, was adjourned indefinitely after his attorneys won a stay to challenge forensic accountant Michelle Gallagher's qualification as an expert witness. The dispute now goes to the Michigan Court of Appeals, with no timeline for a ruling. Chatfield faces 13 felony charges including embezzlement from his nonprofit, the Peninsula Fund, in a case originally filed in 2024.

Gallagher had testified that 99% of over $150,000 in charges on the Chatfields' personal credit cards from January 2020 to April 2021 was reimbursed by the Peninsula Fund. Chatfield's attorney challenged her methodology, including her classification of car washes as personal expenses, arguing she reviewed policy in isolation rather than in context.

Judge Morgan Cole said she had no choice but to grant the stay since the motion was not frivolous, calling it a case that will 'take priority' once it returns. Attorney General Dana Nessel, who leaves office in December, blasted the delay as 'a shameful disservice,' warning her successor could simply dismiss the charges.

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A case charged two and a half years ago still hasn't gotten past an argument over a car wash receipt, and now it goes to yet another court before it can even start. Whatever the merits of the witness fight, the calendar is doing exactly what a defense lawyer would want it to do, whether or not that was the plan. Watching a prosecutor's term run out before a trial does is not exactly a ringing endorsement of the process.
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