VOL. I · NO. 8601FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2026
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Maui doctor loses bid for new attempted murder trial

Filed 1h ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Honolulu judge denied Maui anesthesiologist Gerhardt Konig's bid for a new trial after all twelve jurors returned to court and denied any outside communication during deliberations about his April conviction for attempted manslaughter. Konig had been charged with attempted second-degree murder over a March 2025 attack on his wife on Oahu's Pali Puka Trail; he admitted striking her with a rock but claimed self-defense.

His attorney pointed to an anonymous YouTube livestream comment claiming to be texting with a juror during deliberations, and to a foreperson's affidavit suggesting the verdict was not unanimous on intent to kill. Judge Paul Wong rejected both, ruling the online comment was speculation from an outside viewer, not a juror, and that Hawaii evidence law barred probing jurors' internal thinking.

Wong also found the law does not require unanimity on intent to kill for an attempted-manslaughter verdict based on emotional disturbance. Konig remains jailed without bail; prosecutors are seeking the maximum 20-year sentence, and the defense says it will appeal, with sentencing set for January 2027.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A judge asking twelve people the same yes-or-no question and getting twelve matching answers is about as decisive as courtrooms get. The defense wanted a stranger's YouTube comment to carry the weight of sworn testimony, and the judge was not buying what amounted to secondhand gossip from someone with a keyboard and a login. Some fences you just cannot climb by hollering across them.
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