VOL. I · NO. 8585WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2026
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Michiganders speak out on Consumers Energy’s proposed sale of 13 dams to private equity

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Michigan's Public Service Commission is set to decide by September 10 whether Consumers Energy can sell 13 hydroelectric dams built between 1906 and 1935 to Confluence Hydro, a subsidiary of Maryland private equity firm Hull Street Energy.

Residents and local officials testified that dam removal, the alternative to sale, would drain reservoirs and devastate property values and recreation-dependent businesses, while others questioned whether an out-of-state buyer using shell corporations for each dam would maintain them responsibly.

Governor Whitmer opposed the deal in a letter, saying it lacks enforceable maintenance and decommissioning guarantees, and that Consumers' proposed $270 million safety fund is inadequate and hard to access.

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Everyone at that hearing agrees the dams matter; nobody agrees on who should be left holding the liability when a century-old structure needs expensive repairs. A shell-corporation ownership structure paired with an underfunded safety net is not exactly a reassuring combination for the people living downstream.
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