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Plastic Surgeons Say Men Are Getting This Popular Procedure More Than Ever — Even Before Their Wives

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Plastic surgeons say more men are seeking facelifts, sometimes ahead of their wives, driven by a gap between how youthful they feel and how tired they look in photos. Surgeons cite jawline definition, neck banding and chin fullness as the top complaints, areas Botox and filler couldn't fully address for patients quoted in the piece.

The biggest pre-surgery worry among male patients, according to the surgeons interviewed, is looking obviously operated on; most want people to assume they simply lost weight or got some sleep.

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Nobody in this story wants credit for the work, they just want the mirror to lie a little less. That is a fine goal for a Tuesday afternoon, but it is not exactly hard news, it is an ad for a scalpel dressed up as a trend piece. Two surgeons and their patients do not make a movement, they make a slow morning at the clinic.
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