6 Everyday Habits That Will Help You Poop On A Regular Schedule

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A health and lifestyle piece runs through six habits, fiber, hydration, and the like, meant to help readers achieve a more predictable bathroom schedule.

Doctors and nutritionists are quoted describing normal ranges and recommended fiber intake, all standard wellness-column fare.

The piece contains no reporting on any branch of government, any court, or any tariff; it simply exists in a queue that filed it under White House coverage, which is its own small mystery.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Somebody's filing system needs a look before its editor's next fence-mending chat. A story about fiber and prunes landing on the same desk as executive orders says less about digestion than about whoever sorts the mail around here. Either way, drink your water; that part checks out regardless of which drawer it lands in.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Kool Kats · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0

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