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Lawmakers in Suriname call for investigation, stricter oversight amid new mining activity

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Two members of Suriname's National Assembly, Rabindre Parmessar and Michael Marengo, are calling on President Jennifer Geerlings-Simons to investigate and temporarily halt mining at Pelin Bergi near Kwakoegron, after observing large-scale excavations and signs of cyanide use via heap leaching during a September visit. Cyanide import and use is heavily restricted in Suriname, and the lawmakers say the activity raises questions about permitting, oversight and whether state revenues have been protected.

The site sits within an area of interest for a joint venture between Rosebel Gold Mines, a Zijin Mining Group subsidiary, and state energy company Staatsolie; local media report that RGM holds exploration rights but not mining rights, and that those extracting gold do not work for the company. Cyanide runoff could threaten the Saramacca and Suriname rivers, which supply drinking water and support fishing for Indigenous and Afro-descendant communities.

Neither the president's office nor the companies involved responded to requests for comment. The lawmakers want public prosecutors, environmental agencies, tax authorities and hazardous-chemical specialists to jointly investigate, calling the matter a test of whether the state has any real control over its own natural resources.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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When two sitting lawmakers have to drive out to a mine themselves with journalists in tow just to find out what is happening on land the government is supposed to be overseeing, that tells you plenty about the state of the oversight. Nobody from the president's office or the companies could be bothered to answer a reporter's question, which is a strange kind of confidence for people accused of letting restricted chemicals run near two major rivers. A country can have all the environmental laws it wants on paper; it is what happens at Pelin Bergi while nobody's looking that actually counts.
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