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I Have Worn Glasses Since Elementary School: Here Are A Few Things That Make It Easier

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A HuffPost shopping piece recommends products for glasses wearers, including $6 silicone ear-hook grips and a lens cleaner and microfiber cloth set, based on a staff writer's personal experience and Amazon reviews.

The ear grips were purchased after the writer saw them advertised on TikTok and reportedly solved recurring slippage; the cleaner set uses a deionized, ammonia- and alcohol-free solution.

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Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Bass Walker · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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