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Physical Therapists Say That Sciatica Pain Is Usually Treatable At Home

Filed 2h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A physical therapist quoted in the piece says sciatica, which afflicts up to 40 percent of Americans at some point, is usually treatable with targeted exercise and often resolves completely, especially if addressed early.

Having established that the fix is mostly free, the article pivots immediately to a numbered list of products for sale, starting with a $27-plus back brace boasting 40,000 five-star ratings.

The therapist's own advice to consult a professional before using any of the recommended gear appears directly above a shopping cart button.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A doctor tells you the problem mostly fixes itself with some stretching, and the very next paragraph hands you a shopping cart. That's like a mechanic telling you the noise is nothing, then walking you past the parts counter anyway. The advice is free. The article is not really about the advice.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Kool Kats · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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