VOL. I · NO. 8605TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2026
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A clean energy source is buried under the desert, but it takes water to use it

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Geothermal companies are racing to tap heat beneath Western states to power data centers for Google and Meta, pitching it as steady, round-the-clock clean energy that solar and wind can't match. Google recently agreed to buy 396 megawatts from Fervo's Utah project, enough for roughly 430,000 households.

The catch is water: most next-generation geothermal techniques require injecting water underground to extract heat, and some, like Fervo's enhanced-geothermal method, lose up to 30% of it in the process. Closed-loop systems like XGS Energy's use far less water but produce less power per well, raising doubts about whether they can scale to data-center-sized demand.

In New Mexico, already in a decades-long drought, that leaves developers choosing between water-hungry methods that work at scale and water-light methods that may not, all while tech companies keep signing deals faster than the tradeoffs get resolved.

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