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Five injured after Ukrainian drone attack on Russia’s Sochi

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Ukraine's military launched a drone attack on Russia's Krasnodar Krai overnight, and in Sochi, five people including a child were injured by falling drone debris, according to regional emergency officials. One adult was hospitalized; the rest received outpatient care, and three private homes were damaged.

In neighboring Rostov region, Governor Yuri Slyusar said air defenses shot down 50 drones with no casualties, though he acknowledged damage to cars, buildings, and power lines. Russia's Defense Ministry claimed 399 Ukrainian drones were intercepted overnight across the country.

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