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Trump Distances Himself From Kimberly Guilfoyle, But His Past Comments Tell Another Story.

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Kimberly Guilfoyle resigned as U.S. ambassador to Greece after the White House asked her to step down, following Wall Street Journal reports alleging she asked a donor to cover a $100,000 Amex bill and bragged about Greek business connections at Davos. Trump told reporters she wasn't family, noting only that she 'dated my son a long time ago' and that 'we didn't like what we were reading.'

That framing contrasts with Trump's remarks from a March Greek Independence Day ceremony, when he called her 'my friend for a long time' and said she was 'the greatest.' Guilfoyle has called the allegations false and said she intends to vigorously defend her name.

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In March she was the greatest, and by now she's somebody who dated his son a long time ago. That's a quick trip from friend to stranger, about the time it takes to read one newspaper story. You'd think a man who handed out an ambassadorship would remember who he handed it to, but memory gets awful short once the bill shows up on the Amex.
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