VOL. I · NO. 8565THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2026
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Ford to shift some Lincoln production from China to US from 2030

Filed 1w ago · Via investinglive.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Ford CEO Jim Farley told Reuters the company will shift production of the Lincoln Nautilus from China to the US starting in 2030, citing the 52.5% tariff on Chinese-built gas and electric vehicles as the primary driver. Ford sold about 34,000 Nautilus vehicles domestically last year, and the decision follows General Motors' earlier move to shift its Buick Envision from China to the US by 2028.

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick joined Farley in the announcement, framing the shift as a competitive advantage, while Ford separately said talks with Commerce determined the Nautilus no longer needs special authorization under the Connected Vehicle Rule, which restricts Chinese tech in US-sold vehicles. A Senate Commerce Committee measure could go further, barring any automaker more than 15% Chinese-owned from selling in the US, a threshold that would affect Mercedes-Benz.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A four-year runway to comply with a tariff policy that's already fully in force is a curious definition of urgency, and it suggests the near-term cost of staying in China is one Ford is willing to eat for a while longer. Framing a delayed reshoring plan as decisive action, with an assist from the Commerce Secretary standing right there for the photo, is the kind of joint appearance that answers who benefits from the announcement more than who benefits from the actual policy.
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