VOL. I · NO. 8607THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2026
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Russians are leaving the country again amid fears of another mobilization. In Georgia, Serbia, and Armenia, the housing rush has already begun.

Filed 42m ago · Via Meduza · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Rumors of a new mobilization wave have Russians relocating to Georgia, Armenia, and Serbia again, real estate agents in Tbilisi tell Meduza, even though Vladimir Putin has dismissed the talk as nonsense and says no draft is needed right now.

Agents describe a surge of panicked, budget-conscious renters since late July, many in their twenties with no experience apartment hunting, pushing rents from around $600 up toward $900 in some Tbilisi districts. More than 37,700 Russian citizens already live in Georgia according to government statistics, a legacy of the larger 2022 exodus.

One agent expects the current rush to fade within months as many renters plan only a brief stay, though she also expects prices to keep climbing regardless.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When the man in charge says there's nothing to worry about and the moving trucks start rolling anyway, you learn something about who actually believes him. Nobody needs a formal announcement to read a room that's been read before. The rent going up in Tbilisi is a poll nobody had to conduct.
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