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Ukrainian drone attacks injure nine in Russia’s Kaluga region and spark fire at chemical plant in Tver region
Filed 1h ago · Via Meduza · The Buffoon Desk
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Ukrainian drones struck the Kaluga region overnight, injuring nine people and hospitalizing five, according to regional governor Vladislav Shapsha. A separate strike hit a chemical plant in Redkino, in the Tver region, sparking a fire that governor Vitaly Korolev said was extinguished without injury to plant staff.
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