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I'm About To Run My Third NYC Marathon — And I Finally Know What I Need To Stay Comfortable On Race Day

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Golly Gee
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A HuffPost writer training for his third New York City Marathon shares gear picks built from experience with blisters and chafing, including Hydro Seal blister bandages applied preemptively to hot spots and Body Glide anti-chafe balm for friction-prone areas. He notes that eighteen-mile training runs never start feeling normal, regardless of how many marathons precede them.

The piece frames these as hard-won lessons from earlier training cycles when blisters sidelined him for over a week at a time.

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Running 26 miles is apparently less of a mystery than keeping your own skin intact along the way, and the fix turns out to be a bandage and a stick of balm. There's something almost comforting about a sports story where the big breakthrough is remembering to put on deodorant in the right place. Nobody needed three marathons to learn that friction hurts, but here we are.
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