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39 Tiny Delights That’ll Make An Average Tuesday Feel Slightly More Exciting

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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BuzzFeed via HuffPost offers a roundup of 39 small purchasable items meant to make a weekday feel marginally better, opening with an oversized dinosaur-shaped chicken nugget pillow and a rectangular, notebook-shaped water bottle.

Each item comes with a price, a retailer link, and a glowing customer review attesting to its charm or usefulness.

The throughline is smallness and silliness rather than any claim of necessity, which at least is honest advertising copy for once.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Matt's Blues · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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