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39 Tiny Delights That’ll Make An Average Tuesday Feel Slightly More Exciting
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BuzzFeed via HuffPost offers a roundup of 39 small purchasable items meant to make a weekday feel marginally better, opening with an oversized dinosaur-shaped chicken nugget pillow and a rectangular, notebook-shaped water bottle.
Each item comes with a price, a retailer link, and a glowing customer review attesting to its charm or usefulness.
The throughline is smallness and silliness rather than any claim of necessity, which at least is honest advertising copy for once.
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