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‘Not about guns’: Gun rights groups sue New Jersey over weapons restrictions
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Gun rights advocates led by the Association of New Jersey Rifle and Pistol Clubs and Knife Rights Inc. sued New Jersey on Monday over a 2022 law that broadly defines weapons as anything capable of lethal use, arguing it leaves residents unable to carry ordinary objects like bats, sticks, or scissors for self-defense.
The 28-page complaint leans on the Supreme Court's 2022 Bruen decision and cites a 1990 state case involving a woman who used a carpet cutter against an abusive ex-boyfriend, which the plaintiffs call an ‘unconscionable’ result. Named plaintiffs include a Sunday school teacher who wants a bigger pepper spray canister and a 77-year-old who would carry a switchblade if permitted.
New Jersey's attorney general's office says it will defend the law, framing the restrictions as commonsense measures against violence.
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A lawsuit about scissors filed by a rifle and pistol club is a funny way to spend a Monday. Still, a state that writes its rules broad enough to catch a carpet cutter and a walking stick shouldn't act surprised when somebody hauls it into court over a can of pepper spray. Both sides here would rather argue the principle than the sewing kit.