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China expels generals accused of graft from Communist Party: State media

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China expelled two senior military officers, including Zhang Youxia, the most senior of the Central Military Commission's two vice chairmen, from the Communist Party on charges described as 'serious violations of the law.' State media said the investigation found the men formed cliques, took huge sums of money, and helped others secure job promotions.

Xinhua reported the cases for the first time in detail, calling the sums involved 'exceptionally large,' and said the men's cases would be referred to military legal organs for prosecution. The expulsions still require ratification at a Central Committee plenary session.

Zhang's fall drew particular attention given his rank and his perceived closeness to President Xi Jinping, whose decade-plus in power has been defined by a rolling anti-corruption campaign that keeps reaching higher into the military's ranks.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A purge that only ever seems to sweep out the guy who might one day be a rival has a funny kind of consistency to it. Maybe it really is corruption, maybe it's just a tidy way to clear the deck, and the only people who could tell you the difference aren't talking. Either way, the ‘no place to hide’ line sounds a lot more comfortable coming from the man holding the broom.
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