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As A Frequent Traveler, I'd Just Like To Say That These 23 Fall Prime Day Deals Are Actually Worth The Hype

Filed 1h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A shopping roundup promotes two dozen Amazon Prime Day travel deals, including a luggage set discounted up to 52 percent and described as its lowest recorded price. The piece includes a customer review praising the suitcase's color and durability, sourced from the product listing itself.

Readers are advised that some listed 'regular' prices are genuine originals while others reflect smaller discounts available only to non-Prime members, a distinction the article acknowledges without fully untangling.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A commerce post dressed up as journalism still runs on the same fuel: somebody's cousin loved the suitcase, so you should buy it too. Calling a discount the lowest recorded price sounds precise right up until you ask who's kept the records. The real deal here is that this ran on a wire filed under the White House desk, which tells you more about the state of the news business than it does about luggage.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Kool Kats · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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