VOL. I · NO. 8580FRIDAY, AUGUST 28, 2026
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Failed environmental safeguards leave coastal Bangladesh facing coal pollution

Filed 1h ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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The Payra 1320 MW coal plant in Patuakhali, Bangladesh, has operated since 2020 without the mandatory stack emissions testing required annually under the country's environmental rules, according to a review of testing documents from 2021 to 2025.

Villagers near the plant describe ash-coated crops, itching skin and eye problems, echoing a study linking local health and agricultural harm to the plant's failure to follow environmental safeguards. The plant's own environmental clearance was issued in October 2020 — months after both its units had already begun commercial operation.

Regulators disagree on who bears responsibility: the Barishal Divisional Office's chemist says the lab simply cannot perform the tests, while a Department of Environment deputy director insists ambient air isn't the industry's problem and that critics 'lack knowledge.' The office's own director contradicts that, saying ambient testing is necessary because of coal handling and transport activity beyond the stack.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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There is a particular genius to a permitting system that issues the clearance after the smokestacks are already running, then spends five years litigating which desk owns the thermometer. Note that the one thing every official agrees on is that the villagers coughing in the ash 'lack knowledge' — the universal credential of anyone who has noticed something the agency would rather not measure. A regulator who cannot perform the test has not failed the test; he has simply arranged never to take it.
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