VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
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Showers, 40 kmph winds forecast for several areas today

Filed 1w ago · Via srilankamirror.com · The Buffoon Desk
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The Department of Meteorology forecasts showers across Sabaragamuwa, Kandy, Nuwara Eliya, Galle, and Matara today, with further spells possible in Western and North-western provinces. Thundershowers may hit parts of Uva, Ampara, and Batticaloa after 2 p.m., alongside winds of 30-40 kmph over North-central, North-western, Central, and Southern provinces plus Trincomalee District.

The public is advised to take precautions against localized wind and lightning damage.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at srilankamirror.com → Scored: Look Busy · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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