VOL. I · NO. 8593THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2026
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Court rules residents of a US city don’t have a constitutional right to lead-free water

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The full Fifth Circuit ruled against Jackson, Mississippi residents who alleged the city let lead into the water supply and then told them it was safe. Judge Kurt Engelhardt, a Trump appointee, wrote for the majority that the Constitution does not guarantee freedom from contaminated water or the right to accurate information from officials, reversing a panel that had let the claims proceed.

Nearly a quarter of Jackson's roughly 150,000 residents are children under 18, and plaintiffs say some have been diagnosed with lead poisoning requiring lifelong services. Dissenting Judge Catharina Haynes argued the 'state-created danger' doctrine, recognized by ten other federal appeals courts, should apply here; the majority instead directed residents toward tort claims and the ballot box.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Ten other appeals courts have found room in the Constitution to punish a government that poisons its own people and lies about it. This one found a technicality instead. Telling a parent whose kid has lead poisoning to go file paperwork or vote differently next cycle isn't justice, it's a shrug with a law degree.
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