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Singkil peat swamp: The embattled orangutan capital of the world

Filed 17h ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Indonesia's Rawa Singkil Wildlife Reserve is nationally protected, yet satellite investigations document illegal clearing, draining, and burning inside it for oil palm expansion. The Singkil peat swamp holds some of the highest recorded densities of critically endangered Sumatran orangutans, according to a 2026 range-wide assessment, even as the species' population fell 19.5 percent between 2011 and 2023 to roughly 11,694 animals.

Peat fires can smolder underground for months, releasing carbon stored for millennia and turning a carbon sink into a source of emissions almost overnight. Conservationists say the laws already exist and the reserve is already designated; what is missing is enforcement against clearing and land speculation, alongside livelihoods for surrounding communities that do not depend on the forest's destruction.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Laws on paper have never stopped a bulldozer that nobody's watching. This one reads like the plot everybody's seen before: protection exists in the statute book, destruction exists on the ground, and the gap between them is where the money changes hands. The orangutans don't get a vote on which version of the law actually applies to their swamp.
Source: Read the original at Mongabay → Scored: Comic Plodding · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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